Friday, 5 December 2008

Action today!

Global warming....
Some people still think that its nothing more than a big conspiracy of "lefty-greeny-treehuggers" to damn cars and industryl, so we all can go back to the middle ages. Im not sure why said shrub fornicators would want that, but lets just say that they have some vague reason for it.
On the other hand, I dont really think there is any serious doubt within the scientific community that man is having a profound effect on our world, and that one of the many ways this is showing is in the temerature. Dont be fooled into thinking that that is the only dissaster waiting to happen though. Polution is still rising, species are still dying off at an alarming rate (Each year as many as 50,000 species disappear, which is roughly 100 to 1000 times the "normal" rate), habitat destruction is making sure the damage can never be repaired (well, not in a timescale I can work with, after the dinosaurs died off, it took 30 million years to "repair the damage") and potentially hazardous instalations / weapons / technologies are becoming more and more abundant worldwide.
So, when a credit crisis occured, and the bankaccounts of the superrich were in danger of NOT GROWING QUITE AS FAST (cause thats all it is really), we found a staggering 2 and a half TRILLION dollars! (actually 2380 Bn from europe and the US alone) within less than a year.
However, to keep this ball of life on which we live suitable to sustain our childeren as well as our retirement, we fail to faind even 1% of this. Kind of says something horrible about our priorities. Quite franky, these figures scare me and make me very angry.

Today I heard of a new effort to focus on at leeast the most visible of these problems, global warming. I recieved an email stating the following, and I would really like to share this with you.

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Dear friends

This Saturday December 6 is the Global Day of Action on Climate Change.
Millions of activists worldwide will take action to show how much they care
about our planet, and to point out the urgency of solving the current climate
crisis. You can be part of this, either by joining events near you, or by taking
action online.

We have a really simple action for you to do right now that could make a big
difference!

Getting people to listen and talk about their concerns is the first step to
getting them to change and take action. Today, we're asking you to help us
by taking part in a conversation about climate change on YouTube - the
world's most popular video sharing website. On Saturday we're hoping
that YouTube's “most commented” video will be about climate change,
bringing the issue to the attention of millions people.

This is what we need you to do:

1. Sign into your YouTube account or create one if you don't have one
already.
2. Watch this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7mETr1SqXk
3. Share your thoughts by leaving a comment below the video
4. Tell all your friends

Please help get the conversation going and ensure that on the Global Day of
Action on Climate Change everybody is talking about the climate.

When you're done, why not check out our new blog, with all the latest news
on the UN climate talks in Poznan'?

http://www.foei.org/en/blog

Many thanks,

The Friends of the Earth International secretariat
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Come on, be a sport and take some action. We all talk about it. We all know better than the politicians. So now there is a chance to actually do something (even if it is something quite small), and I for one am taking it!

So please join me, take 5 minutes to watch the movie & leave a comment. And perhaps try to do that little bit more in your personal life to contribute to our species survival.

Thanks!

Ps. Ive attached the youtube film here


Monday, 6 October 2008

Woehoeee!!!!
The bike is everything I hoped for!! its wonderful! I cant tell you how great it is to be tearing down the highway! How brilliant it is to just let her go & accelerate away from everything. How wonderful she sounds (the slow, deep & heavy bop-bop-bop of a BMW boxer engine). And how nice it is to be able to jump on the bike & go wherever!

Unfortunaltely the weather was awfull this weekend, but I didnt let that stop me. Visited loads of friends, got soaked, visited more friends, got even more soaked & did shopping (ok, I admit, not the most practial thing to do on a motorbike, but I'll take any excuse to ride now ;-) ).
Its a thing of beauty... Lots of power at low revs, which is great for acceleration. pleanty of speed to tear down the highway with (max I took it to so far, 160 kph). And the girl says its comfortable on the back. A fiend gave me some pointers about riding with a pretty lady on the back.
"The trick is" he said, "to first accelarate hard. That way she'll cuddle you properly."
"Than, when you have a bit of speed, squeese your brakes
once, short but hard. Now she's slid up against your back, and you can enjoy the feeling the rest of the ride..."
Sounds like good advice, I'll have to try that soon...

Anyway, here's a picture. And now back to work for me!

Friday, 3 October 2008

Excited...

I feel jittery as a schoolgirl... (although Id prefer to feel up a jittery schoolgirl of course! But no such luck today ;-) )
Its friday (a good reason to feel jittery in itself) october 3rd 2008. Im 32 years old, and close to the fullfilment of a boyhood dream (no, im not refering to the schoolgirls again)...

Tomorrow I'm buying my first motorbike!!

After 3 months of lessons, saving money (quite expensive lessons...), of being called obsessed by my friends (they did have a point to be quite honest), of looking and drooling at bikes, of listning to good advice while I wanted to be riding instead. Tomorrow it will finally happen. Me gonna become a biker, and more importantly, I'll finally be less reliant on the bloody trains...

Boots -- Check!
Suit -- Check!
Helmet -- Check!
Gloves -- Check!
Cool glasses -- Check! (these were a present from my darling little girl, isnt she sweet?)
Beard -- Check! (hey, realism counts for something)

Now all I need is asphalt (insert crooked bikersmile here).
Oh and some sunshine would be nice, but alas, no such luck this weekend. 90% chance of rain rain rain... never mind, Im going to have a great time anyway ;-)

Monday, 1 September 2008

The English Language

LEGAL NOTICE: most of what is written in this email is a serious affront to human sanity. It should by no means be taken seriously, imbibed or spread on toast (unless it has been diluted in a large bucket of fish first).

This was writen as a mail to my foreign girlfriend. She sometimes has a bit of trouble with the complexities of the lovely (if not always practical) English language.

Baby, Darling, Lover...
Sometimes I tell you that you make confusing mistakes in English. Sometimes these lead to misunderstandings between us, which can on occasion lead to arguements, which in turn can sometimes turn nasty (before we realise that its a missunderstanding).
But, when I correct you, I am not trying to tell you that your stupid (when I actually tell you you're stupid, than I am trying to tell you that you're stupid). When I explain to you that the way you said something is very offensive in English, even if you didn't mean it in an offensive way, I'm not accusing you of being callous or spiteful.
You see, English is a very difficult language. Sometimes native English speakers make English mistakes too, really they do! Of course we all know that Americans are a good example of the difficulties of speaking proper English, as they on average make one critical language mistake each word that they pronounce. So compared to them, your English is in fact very good!
Australians have avoided the whole affair by developing such an outrageously strong accent that the rest of the English speaking world cannot understand them at all, and therefore cannot be offended by the gross grammatical and contextual errors that they may (or may not) be making. Certain countries like, for instance, Jamaica, have adopted a very creative approach to dealing with the tremendous difficulties of this complex language. They have introduced making deliberate mistakes as a badge of honour. An individual making these deliberate mistakes shows he is part of a community and that he conforms to its rules. Additionally (/importantly) making these deliberate mistakes also camouflages the abundance of accidental mistakes they make. This method of coping with the traumatising effects of the English language is now known as "being cool".
It is therefore gratifying to know that at least one country in the world has the ability and the drive to do this wonderful language justice. To correctly apply the rules and conventions which they themselves have created.
Am am of course speaking of the English (note, this does not include the Scottish, Welsh & Northern Irish. What they to to the English language can best be described as "a full frontal attack").

Although... Do even the English actually know how to properly use the English language?
See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7591905.stm



Even Tesco's??? (why am I now thinking "Et Tu Brute?" ;-) )

Thursday, 31 July 2008

sunny outside...

Here I am, a busy little drone at my desk. Outside the window I can see its gorgeous weather, but there are only so many cigarette breaks you can have in one day before your boss gets on your ass about it. Besides, being outside for those 5 quick, smoky minutes just makes me less motivated to get back to work.
I hope the weekend will be nice, but right now the weather forecast says it will rain. Damn Dutch weather: The few good days of the year always seem to be during office hours, while the weekends are seriously crappy all through the summer... If there is a God, this is proof that (s)he's an evil & sarcastic bitch/bastard (cross out the option which least suits your level of feminism / traditionalism).

It reminds me of situation a while ago, when I was still a student. I was living in a student house with lots of people from all over the world. Amongst the varied assortment of people living there, there were two French girls; Anne and Stephanie.
Anne was the pretty one, in the way that only French girls can be. You know, French girls can have that "je ne sais qua", that always perfect look. The kitchen could look like a trafic accident, the garbage could be piled up to the ceiling (god, the smell haunts me to this very day...) the walls covered with lude comments, posters of half-naked babes and most of yesterdays dinner (the Russian guy had cooked, which turned out to be a good reason for a food fight :P ) but she would still look as if she'd just walked in from a highclass fashion shoot. I had a few seriously embarrassing moments here and there, when my male anatomy decided it was going to enthusiastically cheer her arrival by pitching a tent in front of all my housemates. (Sausage!!)
Stephanie was the opposite. She was the Hobo-type. She was the cool, different, dreadlocked, passionate and lots of laughs type. The kind of style girls generally adopt when they are a bit insecure & want to be attractive in a non-standard way (which by now has become the standard way of trying to cover up insecurity. Talk about irony, eh?!). She never gave me “tent-pitching-problems”, but I had alot of nice evenings with her, laughing & chatting. I really liked having them both around in their very own and different ways.

Anyway, the moment I was thinking about was one afternoon when I arrived home from a lecture (yes, I did attend a few, not too many though ;-) ), on one of those typical grey & dreary afternoons, of a typical grey and dreary week of a grey and dreary Dutch summer. It had started drizzling a few days before and so far it wasn’t showing any signs of stopping any time soon. Having lived in Holland all my life, I hardly noticed it anymore. Just shake your head whenever you enter a dry place (ignoring the shouts of everyone around you as stoically as you had earlier ignored the rain itself) and make sure you have your telephone in a dry place. Stick to these simple rules & you'll live. Anne and Stephanie weren’t so well versed in the subtle art of surviving a Dutch summer, and by now I think it was getting to them...
I entered the kitchen at my usual energetic pace, noticed the two French belles standing looking out of the window, called a cheerful "Hey, Hello!!" in their direction, whilst reminding myself not to shake myself dry too close to them. Wondering what was attracting their attention outside, and curious as I am, I quickly joined them at the window.
A few minutes passed without a word... (I’m really bad at that btw, I get this Urge to say something in silences, this nervous, jittery feeling that I simply must say something. Which usually ends up in me loudly pronouncing something totally inappropriate, and imediately wishing Id stuck my foot in my mouth the moment I opened it)
“Eehhmm… what are you looking at?” I asked carefully after a few minutes of the silence which had fallen after my slightly-too-enthusiastic greeting.

“For Gods sake, Does it ever stop raining in this damn country?” Anne and Stephanie asked in one voice.

They didnt even look at me. They kept staring into the rainy, grey outside, their gazes as cold as the misty rain covering all we could see.

And I just didn’t know what to answer to that...

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

reminder to self:

Jeesh... Im growing old...

This morning I was a little late for work, so I missed my train... Which led to me deciding that since being late and being a little later are just about the same, I'd do a few things in town that have been waiting for my first free weekday (which seems to be just after hell turns into a new Ben and Jerry's flavour)
So, running through town, looking for a biological pesticide for my tomatoes (which are being eaten alive by white flies at the moment), buying a few things to fix up my bike (Im also taking motorbike lessons right now, so I very idealistically decided to do all the handyman-ing I can in order to brush up on my skills and reduce the number of future costly motorbike bills), some exotic food items (which means we're having Thai food tonight!! Mjam!) and lots more things, which can only be purchased in shops which close at 4 pm. (and so are impossible for anyone wich a job to get to during opening hours. By the way, why on earth do small shopowners (owners of small shops, not tiny people who own shops, btw) not pick up on the fact that these days they are missing out on a small fortune which people would like to spend at their establishment, but are unable to fork over for the good od the economy, since they are too busy earning said fortune during shopping hours).
Anyway, so far so good, a happy morning, right? The crowning moment was when I arrived at work about one-and-a-half hour late and my boss didnt even notice, Good stuff!!

But... while I was doing those few (roughly 10 in total) minor chores, I noticed something somewhat disturbing. I noticed that my poor little brain just was not able to hold on to more than one task at the time! Having completed one task, prepared to efficiently and energetically move on to the next, I invariably needed to stop for a moment to think about what that next task was... After a few thoughtful moments (plants done, now eehmm.. ehhm.. bike, what about bike? eeehmm... lets see... kaffir lime leaves.. nope, got those already... ehhmm...)

"Oh yes, of course!!" I thought "The braking cable for my bike needs replacing!!" At this moment I noticed two things.
1) the cable of my front brake (already kind of dingy) finally snapped completely, and
2) a lamppost was approaching me at worryingly high speeds, causing me to yell "Whhaahh!!!" loudly in a slightly-too-high-pitched voice, swerve crazily (narrowly missing a passing innocent car and seriously pissing off its driver) fall off my bike and end up sitting on the sidewalk, looking stupid & wondering why my bike was on top of me.

The point is, that at the moment I remembered what i was doing, I could hardly believe that a few moments earlier that exact same thought had been so elusively out of reach.
Am I just growing old?
Is my lifestyle (technopartys and drunk barnights) catching up with me?
Am I just a little tired?
Whats going on with me???

Oh well.. I guess I just need a good nights sleep. For now Im going to turn up "the sky was pink" by Nathan Fake (The James Holden remix of course), free my head of unproductive worries and get some work done.
If Im really getting too forgetful, this might be my last post (hey, its not an easy password to remember you know :P) otherwise I hope my little train of thought amused you & I will see you back here for more unbalanced susurrations...

Thursday, 17 July 2008

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2011 Edit: Its been discontinued for some reason... A shame, I liked it!

Friday, 11 July 2008

1st writeup!

Wow, I just decided to start a Blog...
Now... ehhmm.. Why?

I mean, like many others (including you I presume, since you're here now), ive spent many meaningless hours of boredom-denial surfing the web in my boss' time, but its quite rare to read something which would still be interesting if it werent during office hours. So... would I do better? unlikely... I dont live in a warzone, I dont have a really unusual life, I'm not the worlds next leading author, so I wont be that "cutting edge new stuff" which you have been waiting for. Well, maybe i will be... But if I do, I'll be as surprised as you likely are.

So, expect random thoughts, dirty comments, silly jokes, hobbies, interests, rants, memories & other stuff which means alot to me, but likely will be "just another hour wasted in which you should have finished that report" to you... Although I do hope I'll provide a few eyebrow-raisers, a few laughs (or at least smiles, my collegues always give me weird looks when I laugh at my computer screen) and some general entertainment.

Hope to see you soon.

Now Im getting back to work, that report needs finishing ;-)